chinesekleptocracy:

Don’t want nudes leaked? Don’t take nudes. Don’t want to be robbed? Stop owning things. Wanna avoid being killed? Buddy, quit living already!

thugmufffin:

mom dad why can’t you just accept me for the bad bitch i am

(via wiledchild)

"A woman’s heart should be so hidden in God that a man has to seek Him just to find her."
- Max Lucado (via kushandwizdom)

imnotamisandristbut:

I’m not a misandrist, but a few quick questions:

If men can’t even make their own sandwiches, why are they allowed to make bills in congress?

If men can’t control their own sexual urges, why are they allowed to control nations?

If a woman’s legs/shoulders are enough to distract a man, how can we trust them to stay focused on things like open heart surgery or judging a murder trial?

Again not a misandrist, some of my best friends are guys and i’m even dating one.

(via airavana)

"I’m not for everyone. I’m barely for me."
- Marc Maron (via fuckoff-mondays)

(Source: goofballery, via tashacoyne-x)

"I’m an adult, but not like a real adult"
- anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

(via wiledchild)

"Six months ago I was always worrying about what was coming next, but now I realize worrying about things I don’t have control over is pointless."
- Matty Healy on the future x (via niazkilamstagram)

(Source: five-seconds-of-sam, via biggapinglesbian)

hi-aj:

You trust your significant other. You know that they wouldn’t do anything to hurt you. They’ve made it clear that they want to be with you and only you. But you get jealous so easily… not because you think they’ll cheat, but because you’re so use to being hurt. You’re not mad at them, you’re mad at yourself for over thinking and assuming things. I guess that’s what happens when you’ve been heart broken too many times…

(via fuck-it-im-just-gone-fly)